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What Your Vagina Wishes You Ate (and What She’d Rather You Skip)

Your vagina is more than just a body part, she’s a whole ecosystem.

Just like your gut, she has her own community of bacteria called the vaginal microbiome. When this community is happy, you’re protected against bacterial vaginosis, yeast overgrowth, and all sorts of pH drama. When she’s unhappy… well, you know how that story goes: itching, odour, discomfort, and trips to the pharmacy you’d rather skip.

At the heart of it all are the Lactobacillus “good guys”  they keep your pH slightly acidic (around 3.8–4.5), which makes it harder for the “bad guys” to crash the party. And here’s the fun part: what you eat can totally help her thrive.

Think of it as dating your vagina. Feed her well, and she’ll treat you right.

The Best Foods for a Happy Vaginal Microbiome

These foods feed your good bacteria, keep your pH balanced, and help protect against infections.

  1. Fermented Queens

Probiotic-rich foods help boost Lactobacillus levels, keeping your vagina’s “security team” strong.

  • Plain yogurt with live cultures
  • Kefir
  • Sauerkraut
  • Kimchi
  • Miso
  • Tempeh

2. Prebiotic Babes

Probiotics are great, but they need food too. Prebiotics are fibres that feed your good bacteria.

  • Garlic
  • Onions
  • Leeks
  • Asparagus
  • Bananas
  • Oats
  • Flaxseeds

3. Polyphenol Power

These plant compounds have antioxidant and antimicrobial benefits, helping keep harmful bacteria in check.

  • Green tea
  • Blueberries
  • Unsweetened cranberries
  • Pomegranate

4. Hydration Heroes

Your vagina likes it juicy. Staying hydrated supports natural lubrication and overall tissue health.

  • Cucumbers
  • Watermelon
  • Oranges

5. Protein with Benefits

Protein supports tissue repair and immune function — important for keeping your vagina healthy and resilient.

  • Lentils
  • Beans
  • Wild-caught fish
  • Pastured eggs

The Foods She’d Swipe Left On

These troublemakers can disrupt pH, feed harmful bacteria, and increase your risk of infection.

1. High-Sugar Hits

Sugar feeds yeast and throws off your microbiome’s balance.

  • Candy
  • Pastries
  • Sugary drinks

2. Refined Carbs

These turn to sugar quickly in your body, with the same problem as above.

  • White bread
  • White rice
  • Many cereals

3. Processed Junk

High in preservatives, low in nutrients — bad news for your immune system.

  • Fast food
  • Packaged meats
  • Crisps

4. Boozy Blues

Alcohol (especially sweet cocktails and beer) can disrupt your microbiome and dehydrate you.

5. Fake Sugars

Artificial sweeteners like aspartame and sucralose can alter your gut and vaginal bacteria.

The JOMO Bottom Line

Your vaginal health isn’t just about what you put on your body it’s also about what you put in it.

A balanced diet rich in probiotics, prebiotics, and whole, nourishing foods helps your “good guys” thrive, keeps your pH in check, and supports natural protection against infections.

 JOMO Tip: Next time you’re meal planning, ask yourself, would my vagina approve?

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